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Aug. 17th, 2009 12:25 amWhat do you do to an injured chemist? Helium.
What do you do to a sick chemist? Curium.
What do you do if neither of those work? Barium.
Why is squaring numbers like having sex with women?
If they're under 16, just do them in your head.
What are the nerdiest jokes you know?
What do you do to a sick chemist? Curium.
What do you do if neither of those work? Barium.
Why is squaring numbers like having sex with women?
If they're under 16, just do them in your head.
What are the nerdiest jokes you know?
